Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
Bless her generous loving heart. :)
It might be your opportunity a big wind would carry you away as soon as you sat down.....
The best way to describe the competition is to show you last years winners...
Announcing:
Oh, Gran, had I known it was your birthday I would have sent you a big squishy ((hug))! I'm glad it was a good one for you.
You are ageless Gran, forever young in heart and spirit.
They still make green stamps? I thought those went out with the dinosaurs, hehe. I don't have any green stamps, but I think I have a coupon for some ben-gay. Will that do? :P
Don't stay away too long, Gran. Things tend to get outta control when your not around to make us behave. ;)
Lol - Never heard that one before but it is possible. Personally I think the 3rd one was the best - the umbrella and beer in his hand added just the right touch.
Awwww, those penguins holding hands are so adorable.
Not exactly a tropical paradise, is it? I don't think I want to be going there, but with my luck, I'd better stock up on some long undies. :P
I don't know what makes me more mad. Men who treat women like that or the dumb bimbos that put up with it. Aaaargh!!!
Probably the men if the with women they associate are that dumb.
Probably the men if the women they associate with are that dumb.
In that case, they deserve each other. When I see a man treat a woman badly, I feel so sorry for her....but only for a second. I figure if she really minded, she'd let him know.
Honestly, I don't know why muslim women don't revolt against that kind of behavior.
I think all these situations were arrange to exaggerate the chauvinist piggery of the male.
They are not serious - just for a laugh and reinforce woman´s idea of the generality of men.
All good fun I assure you. :)
Lol! When will I ever learn? :P
You will need at least some fur lined garters. :)
I'll bet I can borrow those from Gran! :P
I bet you'd snuggle up with the penguins and make me sleep outside the tent too, wouldn't you? I better just stay home. :P
Thank you Libby. Smooooooooooooch.
I just had my nap with "Rush" and I just remembered that my whole dream time was about you. It was a crazy dream, as I had found your house wherever you lived and after I had parked my car, somehow I lost my way back to your place.
I called someone for help, and this handsome stud arrived to help me find your house and my car. Wow..was he nice...humina, humina. I must have been re-born when all this took place, because I didn't have yesterday's birthday for sure.
Anyway..I did find you again, never did find my car, and never did figure out what I needed you for in the first place. The studly guy sort of took over the dream...lol....and then I woke up to Rush again..and as hungry as a Bear.
Hmmm....couldn't wait to light up a ciggy either....I wonder.....
Don't worry..I spanked my own hand..lol.
Nooooooooo...seems like it's young studly men..lol.
LOL...and a sharp bite to your ankle...
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