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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30
December 31, 2006
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Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1

TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dimensionaldoor; freeople
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To: Cardhu
Bye Cardy! Come back soon so we can torment you some more, okay? :)
To: grannie9
To: derllak
I will, so I can take you to the wood shed. :)
To: Lady Jag; grannie9; null and void
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posted on
01/26/2007 11:13:53 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Hey, you're curious reader #[an error occurred while processing this directive] to reach the end.)
To: grannie9; derllak; Darksheare; Cardhu; All
You nap kinky?
1,425
posted on
01/26/2007 11:13:59 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: grannie9
Okers.
Don't dream of squid headed wraiths wandering through.
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posted on
01/26/2007 11:14:38 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Hey, you're curious reader #[an error occurred while processing this directive] to reach the end.)
To: Cardhu
Wood shed? How romantic! :P
Don't keep Gran waiting, Cardy. I see you two snuck off together. Probably going to re-enact the wedding cake scene, aren't you? Have fun you two! :)
To: Lady Jag
Lol! LJ, you come up with the strangest pics. Gran looks like an angel when she's sleeping, doesn't she? :)
To: Darksheare
1,429
posted on
01/26/2007 11:34:41 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
Darksheare:
To: derllak
Sorta looks like Ripley to me.
1,431
posted on
01/26/2007 12:09:04 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
Ewwww! I think I'll skip lunch today.... :P
To: derllak
This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up
during the day....
BREAKFAST
1/2 Grapefruit
1 Slice Whole Wheat Toast - Dry
8 oz Skim Milk
LUNCH
4 oz Lean Broiled Chicken Breast
1 cup Steamed Spinach
1 cup Herb Tea
1 Oreo Cookie
MIDAFTERNOON SNACK
Rest of the Oreos in the Package
2 Pints of Rocky Road Ice cream
1 Jar Hot Fudge Sauce
Nuts, Cherries, Whipped Cream
DINNER
2 Loaves Garlic Bread with Cheese
Large Sausage, Mushroom and Cheese Pizza
4 Cans or 1 Large Pitcher of Beer
3 Milky Way or Snickers Candy Bars
LATE EVENING NEWS
Entire Frozen Cheesecake eaten directly from freezer
RULES FOR THIS DIET
1. If you eat something and no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy
bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't
eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot
chocolate, brandy toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are
part of the entire entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel,
such as Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie Rolls.
7. Cookies pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes
calorie leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in
the process of preparing something. Examples: Peanut Butter on a knife making a
sandwich or a spoon making a sundae.
9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.
Examples: Spinach & Pistachio ice cream, Mushrooms & White Chocolate.
NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any
other food color.
1,433
posted on
01/26/2007 12:21:24 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: null and void
Take care with the Darksheare.
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posted on
01/26/2007 12:24:36 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
ROFL! Now that's a diet I could live with.......if only it were true. *sigh*
To: derllak
1,436
posted on
01/26/2007 12:55:14 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
To: derllak
Me, too!! If you find the software to it, let me know!
1,438
posted on
01/26/2007 1:11:34 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
Did Nully and Gran give you permission to use their pics? ;)
That one is so true!!
To: derllak; Lady Jag
I just woke up and have been PIMPLOL over all those pics. I went to sleep with Rush, and woke up with Sean. How's that for Kinky?
I over-slept by an hour, but I went to bed laughing and woke up to laughs.
What a life...lol.
1,440
posted on
01/26/2007 1:28:33 PM PST
by
grannie9
(Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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