Not in this lifetime!!!!
So how was the Christmas??? Mine was just ok......
Dec 24: Both toilets backed up until it was backflowing into the tubs, Couldn't get a plumber, so off to Lowes to buy a snake, 45 mins of snaking the main line found an unremovable blockage, decided to eat dinner and my front crown fell out...Thank God for Walgreens on the corner...
Dec 25: Called my Mom and found out that the dog that they had for the last 18 years suffered a stroke and had to be put down. Returned my kid back to her mother's house....All of the ex-inlaws were there, AND my ex forced me into giving her a hug (ewwwwwww, very weirdly EWWWWWWWW).
Dec 26: Finally got a plumber to make a service call...$344 later he pulls out feminine hygine products......
What did I do last year to deserve this????