[Izzy Dunne]

I don't get it, Heather - Bob in accounting said there were files on this disk that I should see...

[ErnBatavia]

[Deguello]

We had a blonde bring her car to our shop. She said that every time she had to stop at a traffic light, the engine died.

We took the car into a bay and she sat in our waiting area. After checking out the vehicle, went out to talk to the customer.

Blonde: What's the story?

Mechanic: Crap in the carburetor.

Blonde: How often do I have to do that?