[Deguello]

We had a blonde bring her car to our shop. She said that every time she had to stop at a traffic light, the engine died.

We took the car into a bay and she sat in our waiting area. After checking out the vehicle, went out to talk to the customer.

Blonde: What's the story?

Mechanic: Crap in the carburetor.

Blonde: How often do I have to do that?

[Izzy Dunne]

A blonde was bragging about how she had finished a jigsaw puzzle in only six months.

"Six months! What's so special about that?" asled her friend.

"Well, the box says 4-6 years!" she replied.

[Izzy Dunne]

A blonde swimmer finished third in the breast stroke competition.

She complained to the officials:
"I'm not sure, but I think those two women were using their arms!"