Yup. Fortunately we have our choice of languages: Gaelic, Scots or Latin. A couple of ideas/examples
Gaelic: Chan Eil An Snàth Marbh Fhathast! (The Thread Is Not Dead Yet!)
Scots: Touch Not the Undeid Threid Bot A Glove! (Don't Mess With The Undead Thread, shamelessly taken from Clan Chattan / Clan of the Cats!)
Hmmmm. Does it have to be a kilt or can I have a skirt made up?
Ack! $270.00 for a skirt? Ack!