What's in my bottle?
Reminds me of this:
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And said, "What's in the bowl, B!tch?"
At which point Miss Muffet flattened him because being on a diet made her cranky.
How do I know she was on a diet? Because she was sitting alone eating cottage cheese!
Besides there is another part to the poem that goes...
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
And what a big tuffet she had
If you are insecure
Sit next to her
And you won't feel so bad
Curds and whey? ;)