Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[BibleBabe1]

Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com

[Monkey Face]

I thought you would like them. Some people don’t see the humor in stuff like that, but I’ve learned that those people are the ones who don’t know how to spell, and seldom read anything.

It was all I could do to get through the list without falling on the floor.

[sionnsar]

Yah. Not a good thing -- a few years ago somebody got collared by the Admins for posting too many in a row.

I'm up, only somewhat rested, and somewhere between East and West Coast time. Still dark out, cold (below freezing), with snow in the forecast the next 4 days.

[Monkey Face]

...Vlad leaves me cryptic messages in numbers and letters if I go into a room where he can’t follow...

Does that make Vlad a cryptologist?

[sionnsar]

...and then having the cardboard taste better.

Hm. I've never tried eating the cardboard.

[Tax-chick]

OR maybe he’s an alien, like Pat!

[sionnsar]

It was all I could do to get through the list without falling on the floor.

Yah, some of it was quite funny -- and imaginative.

[Monkey Face]

An alien and a cryptologist...hmmmm...a cryptalienist?

[darkangel82]

An alien from Planet Zongo?

[Monkey Face]

I’ve always wanted to be able to do things like that. My siblings are excellent at it.

I once had a job with Signetics, assembling integrated circuits. One brother said, “At least they’re integrated.” The other said, “That makes you a circuits performer, then.”

[darkangel82]

The other said, “That makes you a circuits performer, then.”

LOL

[Tax-chick]

Very good possibility!

[Monkey Face]

Yah. My brothers are punny.

[sionnsar]

Oof!

Signetics! My sister worked there once as a tester. On each device she'd punch in "1" "/" "9" "=" and make sure the right result came up. She was always a calculating person.

[Monkey Face]

That was the best-paying job in the area, when I worked there.

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*snort*

[Monkey Face]

?

[darkangel82]

Got any 5s?

[Monkey Face]

Go Fish.

[sionnsar]

And everyone did.

[Monkey Face]

That was quite a line.

[darkangel82]

It was off the scales.