Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[Monkey Face]

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[HKMk23]

If my tires blew out at 75, I’d be replacing all four daily. ;-)

One of my co-workers has a different problem: the tires on his BMW M3 are not for use below 37 degrees Fahrenheit. If the temperature drops too far, he can’t drive anywhere because the Z-rated tread compound never warms up enough to provide a safe level of traction.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

What’s the pay?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Sleep well Face!

[HKMk23]

There’s no profit in it.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There’s no profit in it.

But is there beer in it? Or more importantly will there be beer in the prophet?

[HKMk23]

If the prophet is into beer, there will be beer in the prophet.

Along with pizza.

The whole deal hinges upon the prophet’s demonstrated ability to read the pepperoni on a family-size meat lovers’.

[darkangel82]

vacation....what is that?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A mid-winter break from snow and ice required lest I get homicidal.

(Husband asked the same thing. He is now convinced of the wisdom of taking me to points south for a week.)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The whole deal hinges upon the prophet’s demonstrated ability to read the pepperoni on a family-size meat lovers’.

No problem. Thus sayth the pepperoni. Green Peppers are the source of all evil.

Now where is my Guinness?

[HKMk23]

You require snow and ice to avert homicidal tendencies?

I’ve also read that a panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

[darkangel82]

I moved away from snowy places, but I haven’t had a vacation since 2000.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A lack of it, yes.

I avoid sitting next to pandas in restaurants.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I went without for a long time. But I do much better with a winter break then without one.

[rottndog]

DOH!

[HKMk23]

Are you afloat, down there, yet??

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I’m out of here for the evening. Tomorrow is a work day ya know.

[darkangel82]

Work on Saturday? That is teh sux.

[rottndog]

The newly raised Prado Damn is filling up nicely. Of course, it’s a real treat looking up at Mount Baldy all covered in snow.

[NicknamedBob]

"But is there beer in it? Or more importantly will there be beer in the prophet?"

How else would one be able to wax oracularly?

Just remember the sage advice of L. Sprague de Camp and Bill Gresham.