Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[BibleBabe1]

Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com

[darkangel82]

Ice, rain and snow, how lovely...not.
last post?

[Tax-chick]

Not. Still 34. Guys off to Cub Scouts.

[Das Outsider]

Berlin, the chicken has arrived, over. Repeat--we are in receipt of the chicken, over. Cadbury bunnies will arrive by midnight. Do you have baskets?

Just seeing how things were going--and perhaps causing a little bit of Cold War-era trouble in the Easter Bloc.

[Monkey Face]

Make sure the Cadbury Bunnies are “dark.” I’m in dire need of basses for the Easter Bloc Nquirer. Over.

Baskets galore. Over.

[Das Outsider]

Are you feeling better? Have you received any more info?

[NicknamedBob]

"We all have to email our cookie orders in."

Email cookies taste terrible.

FAX machine cookies are the way to go.

[Das Outsider]

Email cookies taste terrible.

True enough. There's something to be said for trans-fat-based ink.

[Tax-chick]

LOL! FAXes are overrated.

[Monkey Face]

I’m holding my own. It’s hard to keep a fighter down, y’know?

As long as I have FRiends like you and the rest of the Ganag, I’ll do just fine!

[NicknamedBob]

You just need an updated FAX machine.

The technology can keep you hopping. Right, Darks?

[Monkey Face]

Unless the cookies come from the same FAX machine that inhabited Darksheare...

[Tax-chick]

I understand that Darksheare has a very special relationship with FAX technology, but that doesn’t carry over into the general population.

All I ever got on a FAX was real estate closings.

[Das Outsider]

I’m holding my own. It’s hard to keep a fighter down, y’know?

Yeah. Even after pummeling you for about a half an hour and ruthlessly pulling on your pigtails, I admired that you still had enough fight in you to cry "Uncle!" ;)

I hope your little episode wasn't a symptom of a long-term condition.

[Monkey Face]

...I hope your little episode wasn't a symptom of a long-term condition.

Yes and no. It goes back to an early bout of rheumatic fever, but has changed over the years. I suspect, if nothing else happens, I'll just live until I die!

As soon as I see the cardiologist again, I'll update the troops. ;o]

Meanwhile, "no news is good news."

[NicknamedBob]

"There's something to be said for trans-fat-based ink."

Food-FAX technology takes over where the deliciously aromatic mimeograph machine left off. Using basic color inkjet technology, the machine prints the three-dimensional image of your basic food item, cooking the parts needed with a micro-laser.

Using the simple and basic food ingredients; flour, sugar, salt, water, and assorted flavorings, a wide variety of food staples such as cookies, sandwich-style pies, and small cakes can be assembled for as long as the "ink" holds out.

[Tax-chick]

Coffee is good for you!

[Monkey Face]

I eat chocolate when I drink coffee, thinking one can’t be too careful!...;o]

[Monkey Face]

Doesn’t that make the food taste kinda flat? *snirt*

[Tax-chick]

OH, absolutely, and follow it up with red wine, garlic, and mushrooms. You’ll live forever!

[darkangel82]

All that caffeine would short-circuit my brain.