Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[BibleBabe1]

Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com

[NicknamedBob]

The small colony we left there may not respect your authority.

[Monkey Face]

Does that mean the zombies are recyclable? Like compost or fuel?

[Tulsa Brian]

Oh, I think they will...

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

One thing we learned from them was how to use daily expansion of the atmosphere to help move it around. Our enclosed space is larger too.

Hmmm.... good idea!

[Tulsa Brian]

They should provide a submission for tests by others.

[Monkey Face]

It wasn't exactly a "drunken bender." It was more like a meeting of the minds: Since we made it to Loch Ness and Guinness, what if....?

And then we took notes and here we are!

[Monkey Face]

Yah...right.

You Are 87% Grown Up, 13% Kid

Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

[Tulsa Brian]

;')

[rottndog]

"Respect My Authoritaaaay!



I couldn't resist.

[Monkey Face]

You Should Rule Saturn

Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.

You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.

You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past.

What Planet Should You Rule?

[Dead Corpse]

[Monkey Face]

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

[Monkey Face]

Hey!

How is Zon feeling? And did Ana get lots of junk for Christmas? Like a chemistry set and a magician's kit?

[Darksheare]

They are the only thing, besides dust bunnies, that Zombies fear.

[rottndog]

Much better pic.

Now if that doesn't bring a smily smirk to one's face, there's not much hope...

[Darksheare]

Even better is when you armor a zombie and have him do a pit match against a door to door salesman.
You don't know who to root for, and the results are always the same.
(Aren't door to door salesmen a different non-undead class of zombie?)


Perhaps they do think they'll gain some smarts, or at least people skills.

[rottndog]

Worms?

[Tulsa Brian]

Um mm...Reasonable assessment?

[Monkey Face]

Neither is high on the "people skills" list. Otherwise, they would have chosen another way of "life." ;o]

[Monkey Face]

What?