Posted on 12/23/2006 11:31:23 AM PST by BibleBabe1
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It would be a good night if’n I could stop hacking...
The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) -Pinkard and Bowden
I was the cook, ——she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp... lured her away
Oh, I Lobster, n’ never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n’ never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.
I said “just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new”
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do
Oh, I Lobster, n’ never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n’ never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.
#1 I swordfish she’d come back to me!
#2 Aw, if she did, she’d just throw ya the same ole’ line: “Not
#1 But I’ve kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the Halibut, I wonder if she’s kept mine in her perch.
#2 Well, we’d better quit sea-horsin’ around here-these people look like they’re goin’ into a state of shark!
Oh, I Lobster, n’ never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n’ never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.
Or, you could use thins one...
The title is: “Wet Dream” and wriiten by Kip Adotta.
Here are your lyrics that either was the whole song or where it was taken from:
It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray, and it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I’d blown a seal
I said, “Fix the damn thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?”
While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar
A real dive, but I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said “Hi, Gil!”
You have to yell, he’s hard of herring
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar, he poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin, on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry’s squids, just for the halibut
Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole!
Tommy was rockin’ the place with a very popular tuna
“Salmon Chanted Evening”
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she’s giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance — You know, a piece of Pisces!?!
But she said things I just couldn’t fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink!
She drank like a.......She drank a lot
I said, “What’s your sign?”
She said, “Aquarium.”
I said, “Let’s Get Tanked!”
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said, “Come on baby, it’ll only take a few minnows.”
She threw me that same old line, “Not tonight, I gotta haddock.”
And she wasn’t kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I’d ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said,
“Listen, shrimp, don’t you come trollin’ around here!”
What a crab! This guy was steamed!
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said, “A-balone! You’re just being shellfish!”
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil
Because he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over...it was a fluke...but there he was
Flat as a mackerel...kelpless
I said, “Forget the cods Gil, this guy’s gonna need a sturgeon!”
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me
She said, “Hey, big boy, you’re really a game fish. What’s your name?”
I said, “Marlin.”
I think I had a wet dream
Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!
Well from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams!!!
I think I had a wet dream
Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!
I think I had a wet dream
Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!
You’re up eraly.
It won’t last, I promise.
Seriously.
April normally has only thirty days. Even in a quadruple leap year, that could presumably only get it to April 34th.
*Peanut butter and jellyfish? Eww!*
Hey! I didn’t write it! I just posted it! LOL!
Barnes and Barnes- Fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
In the morning, laughing happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won’t answer, they cant talk
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn’t have to pay to get it in
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
They can’t play baseball, they don’t wear sweaters
They’re not good dancers, they don’t play drums
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Rolly Polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.
Yeeaahh
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Yum!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yummmm!
Yeeaahh
Yummy! I know what I’m having for breakfast!! ;o]
Mom used to make salmon cakes. Pretty simple recipe*, salmon from a can, battered and fried.
Dad called them “fish heads”.
*Note: I checked online. Most recipes add a binding ingredient such as crackers, potatoes, or corn flakes. Knowing mom, she probably used some leftover mashed potatoes from the previous dinner.
I used to make salmon or tuna loaf for my son’s dad, but once he was out of my life the fish was, too. I’m always happy to give my share to someone else. :o]
We used to make crab cakes a couple of times a year, when we lived on the coast. Picking the shells from the crab was such a bore, and you could never get them all!
Now, when we make a recipe that asks for crab, we use “krab”!
Lots of people I know who make crab cakes use ‘krab.’ They say it’s MUCH easier!
Erf, I was going to dive in but seeing the topic I think I’ll leave it abalone.
We use krab in seafood lasagne or enchiladas. Convenient and inexpensive! No, it doesn’t taste exactly the same, but I don’t care that much.
I was just commenting on last night’s posts, since I missed them. (Obviously.)
If I eat any seafood, it has to be delicate in flavor, or I’ll taste it for the next 24 hours. I buy only solid white tuna, and have to be very careful how much of it I consume. The rest, I leave to someone else!
I’m not fond of tuna unless it’s fresh. Anoreth likes to make tuna salad in the summer, when we’ve got good fresh vegetables.
How are you today?
I’ve never had fresh tuna. I might like it. But then again, I might not!
And I’m still here! LOL!
You grill it until it’s just hot all the way through.
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