Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[BibleBabe1]

Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com

[Tulsa Brian]

Damn. I killed it. Nobody 'gets' me. *sigh*

[tuliptree76]

I killed it. Nobody 'gets' me. *sigh*

Nah, you didn't kill the thread. I'm here - for a little bit.

Besides, that's my job. ;-)

[Monkey Face]

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, inparticular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps . . He whispers . . "Iron this. Then get me a beer."

[Monkey Face]

If you kill something that is already dead, it then becomes...The Undead!

[tuliptree76]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Having spent time in Wyoming, and having flown out of there, I know what this is like...yep...it's kinda funny!

[stand watie]

rotfl!

GM, face!! that's FUNNY!

free dixie HUGS,sw

[Monkey Face]

Hi, sw! Long time, no see! How have you been? Are you snowed/iced in?

[stand watie]

NOPE. we got our FIRST SN*W yesterday & plenty more ice than i wanted/needed.

the bridges, overpasses & hills are TREACHEROUS!

free dixie HUGS,sw

[Monkey Face]

I see where even Phoenix got snow, and though it's not unusual for Tucson, it IS for Phoenix, as it's much lower, drier and hotter. I need to call my brother and ask him if he has his long johns on...;o]

Stay warm!

[stand watie]

i'm TRYING to.

free dixie HUGS,sw

[sionnsar]

Just soggy here in the Olympia area. Everything always looks so slimy and dirty and sad after snow melts.

Agreed. Still little piles of snow by the house.

Felt strange this morning to come into work without my newspaper. King County Journal's final edition was yesterday -- but I am *not* going to subscribe to either the Seattle Slimes or the Seattle P-U.

[fanfan]

Hi Sis!

I'm Hoooooooooooome!!!!

:-D

How are you?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

LMAO!!!!

[NicknamedBob]

You can get the Washington Times Weekly Edition, or subscribe online.

It may be the premier conservative newspaper.

(Okay, I'll admit it. I'm behind the Times.)

[Dead Corpse]

I'm behind the Times...

Go sit in a corner... ;-)

[sionnsar]

It's local news that's my concern. As it is I'm now dependent on two left-wing papers.

[fanfan]

No you're not!

You have FR!

:-)

[NicknamedBob]

"Go sit in a corner..."

Punishment?

[sionnsar]

You have FR!

Only on FR would I learn that Chris Matthews called Hillary "Dukakis in a dress"!