Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[BibleBabe1]

Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com

[Tax-chick]

That's the zombies you smell. Either that or Darksheare's chemistry experiments.

[NicknamedBob]

"How do you dare work down there, a special protective suit?"

Generally speaking, I only go down there to go to my own special labs and research facilities. I've worked out a fairly efficient direct route.

Of course, it doesn't hurt to have the laser-generated ionic path electrical discharge device with me. I guess you'd call it a Tele-Zap. Works like a cross between Zeus's lightning bolts and a shock wand.

[tuliptree76]

I can only speed along on the internet quickly when I'm either in my office or at the library.

[Tax-chick]

it doesn't hurt to have the laser-generated ionic path electrical discharge device with me

Well, duh!

[rottndog]

I guess you'd call it a Tele-Zap.

How about Tele-Zot?

[NicknamedBob]

"How about Tele-Zot?"

No. Only if I set it to maximum, and hold it on the target.

I really don't care for that smell, though.

[rottndog]

Is that a shoulder mounted device, or can you wear it like a ring on your finger?

[NicknamedBob]

It's on a wrist strap. Handy when you need it.

[Darksheare]

If the shock wand doesn't work, there's always the ever present dust bunnies.

[rottndog]

Aren't dust bunnies rather risky to depend on?

I've heard they have a rather independent streak in them that could be dicey in a pinch...

[NicknamedBob]

The milder setting emits a wheezy sound like the dust bunnies, which tends to keep the zombies under control, but could potentially attract more dust bunnies.

I usually just go quietly about my work. The occasional shriek comes from something getting in my way.

[Darksheare]

Yes, but since they don't like zombies, you can always count on them to be combative towards zombies.

[Dead Corpse]

Boring machines -- the only one who gets excited about them is Dead Corpse.

Aw... yer' makin' me blush. Some of the machines we used were highly specialized for each task. We had not just the native olivine to dig through, but also some various metals and other mineral rocks to contend with. We also wanted to process some of these on site to use as building materials for certain support structures and recycling systems.

So, while one "boring" machine might just grind up a material, another might actually be designed to vaporize it, distill out certain elements from the vapor, and deposit the various materials in storage containers. We used a variety of techniques including pulsed laser, a kind of ultra-sound "chisel" that cuts the same way a diamond cutter would chip carbon crystals, various explosives, and even an experimental kind of inductor that would literally cause the rock itself to heat up and go into a molten state.

While the substrate rock is certainly unique, and the tunnels give the illusion of changing on irregular levels, my alien masters I can assure you that there was no UFO that hit here.

[NicknamedBob]

"I've heard (the dust bunnies) have a rather independent streak in them that could be dicey in a pinch..."

That depends partly on how recently they have been "hopped-up" in a meeting with Dark's Sister.

She is such an instigator.

[rottndog]

Ah, the enemy of my enemy is my friend...

At least they are pragmatic.

[Darksheare]

And current proprietor of the Dusty Dez bar catering exclusively to Dust Bunnies.

[Darksheare]

Not so much pragmatic as they are useful when aggravated by the presence of brain munching hordes.

[rottndog]

Oh, so your sister hops up the dust bunnies, then profits off of their drinking back down...talk about exploitation...

I might like to meet your sister...

[Darksheare]

Yes, that she does.
She is also known for selling a mega-destructive weapon to one side of a conflict, and life insurance to the other side.

[NicknamedBob]

"So, while one "boring" machine might just grind up a material, another might actually be designed to vaporize it, distill out certain elements from the vapor, and deposit the various materials in storage containers."

This is the primary reason wee cobbled together our first crude nuclear reactors.

The electricity needs were enormous.