Saturday Afternoon Fun! What Happened to My Neighbor's Car? (Just in time for Christmas)

Elk Grove Dan's Cul de Sac | 12/1/06 | ElkGroveDan

[John Jorsett]

1. Drove into a truck transporting a long pole sticking out the back?

2. A leftie, enraged at your neighbor's "IH8LBRLS" license plate, threw his skateboard thru the windshield, followed by what appears to be one of his black and white Ugg boots?

[alice_in_bubbaland]

ROTFLMAO! Holy Crap!

[ElkGroveDan]

So, did someone shoot the goose? What made him fall head-first into the truck?

You're kidding right? The kid was going about 50 or 60 and the goose flew straight into the window.

[the invisib1e hand]

look at that! someone used a stuffed animal to smash his windshield!

[the invisib1e hand]

my brother had a pelican smash into the windshield of his BMW motorcycle years ago... the martial arts type, he actually grabbed it and the top of the windshield...so he claimed but I think he was telling the truth.

[eastsider]

Next time I look at a photo on FR that I can't figure out, I've got to remember to tilt my head right ...

[sleddogs]

When I was a kid we used to pick our eggs up from a chicken farm a few miles down a country road from us. My mom was driving a 1953 Studebaker with the side window vents Which were turned all the way in as it was a very hot summer day. My brother and I were sitting in the back seat when a pheasant flew up from a ditch on the side of the road and hit the side vent. I came through the the vent plucked, gutted and landed in my brothers lap. The car was engulfed in feathers and my mom had pheasant entrails on her face and hanging in her hair. Man, was Mom mad.I got the giggles and wound up getting backhanded, LOL.

[Semi Civil Servant]

From the scorch marks on the fender, it looks like his heat shield slipped out of place upon reentry.

[MotleyGirl70]

No way!

The goose flew right into the window--something you don't see everyday.

[MotleyGirl70]

Let us know know if it tastes like chicken.

[martin_fierro]

my entire tribe of Elk Grovians.

Elk Grovians travel in herds.

I bet he tried melting ice on the windshield by pouring hot water on it, and the windshield shattered.

[martin_fierro]

Whoops -- didn't see answer.

Weird!

[HighlyOpinionated]

Turkey or Deer?

Don't see any fur, so going with turkey.

[RGSpincich]

That was no accident.

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[Zuriel]

31 years ago I witnessed an angus cow strike by a twin engined Cessna aircraft (6 of the 7 witnesses are still alive). After being stuck by the right prop, the cow tumbled under the plane with the right main landing gear just missing her.

Damage to cow: cut tendon on left rear leg (his family ate hamburger for quite a while).

Damage to Cessna 310: bent right prop and spinner.

The pilot felt bad about it, saying she was one of his best cows. He was also embarrassed about the damage to the plane. It could have been a lot worse though.