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Saturday Afternoon Fun! What Happened to My Neighbor's Car? (Just in time for Christmas)
Elk Grove Dan's Cul de Sac | 12/1/06 | ElkGroveDan

Posted on 12/02/2006 12:12:04 PM PST by ElkGroveDan

So I got home from cutting down a Chrsitmas tree this morning with my entire tribe of Elk Grovians. As we piled out of our gas guzzling Excursion, there was my neighbor (whom I'll call ElkGrove Mike) across the street examining his son's old Ford Ranger Truck.

What a mess!

Here's the picture I took after he began to clean it up. So for a bit of Saturday entertainment I'll take guesses as to what happened to the truck last night.

I'll post the answer in the form of earlier photos after we see about a dozen or so guesses. Let's have some fun with this, Freepers!



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21 posted on 12/02/2006 12:24:34 PM PST by ElkGroveDan ( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
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To: To Hell With Poverty
Looks like a big icicle fell off the garage...

Icicles in Elk Grove? There are no icicles in Elk Grove (no elk either for that matter).

22 posted on 12/02/2006 12:25:04 PM PST by Random Access
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23 posted on 12/02/2006 12:25:16 PM PST by ElkGroveDan ( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
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To: ElkGroveDan

GAAHHH!!!


24 posted on 12/02/2006 12:25:31 PM PST by Generic_Login_1787
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To: ElkGroveDan

What the heck is that???????????


25 posted on 12/02/2006 12:25:46 PM PST by Gabz (If we weren't crazy, we'd just all go insane.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

Yuck! What is that?


26 posted on 12/02/2006 12:25:48 PM PST by i_dont_chat (I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

Meteorite.


27 posted on 12/02/2006 12:25:54 PM PST by A knight without armor
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To: ElkGroveDan

TELL US!!


28 posted on 12/02/2006 12:26:05 PM PST by Suzy Quzy
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To: ElkGroveDan

Not seeing the front grill, I would suspect Deer, as someone else has ascertained. Quite common here in the Hill Country of Texas.


29 posted on 12/02/2006 12:26:21 PM PST by corbe (mystified)
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To: ElkGroveDan

Windshild washer was left on somehow ...window froze and broke


30 posted on 12/02/2006 12:26:23 PM PST by woofie (This area deemed a failure, Something new and witty will no doubt emerge)
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To: ElkGroveDan

That's awful.


31 posted on 12/02/2006 12:26:43 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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32 posted on 12/02/2006 12:26:44 PM PST by ElkGroveDan ( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
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To: ElkGroveDan

They should be glad it was just a goose!! I could show you what a cow does to a windshield!


33 posted on 12/02/2006 12:26:55 PM PST by swmobuffalo (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.)
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To: Generic_Login_1787

OK - - still can't figure out what that is...goat? deer? chupacabra??


34 posted on 12/02/2006 12:27:03 PM PST by duckbutt ( If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

What is it? Either a deer or Mothman!


35 posted on 12/02/2006 12:27:15 PM PST by alice_in_bubbaland (New Jersey gets the corrupt government it deserves!)
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To: mcshot; Wonder Warthog
Frosen brown water strike from an airliner.

Nah---those are blue (the "flush liquid"/disinfectant is blue). That's why they call'em ICBM's (ICy Blue Missiles).


36 posted on 12/02/2006 12:27:20 PM PST by SquirrelKing
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To: ElkGroveDan

"And the answer is............."

He hit a deer.


37 posted on 12/02/2006 12:27:20 PM PST by Beagle8U (Charlie Rangel is teaching the "True Conservatives" a lesson......( there really is a difference))
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To: ElkGroveDan

An early Christmas goose


38 posted on 12/02/2006 12:27:28 PM PST by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: ElkGroveDan
He was driving behind someone with stuff in the back of a truck and it flew off and hit him?

I'm probably wrong, but I'm sure that's how I died in a former life.

39 posted on 12/02/2006 12:27:30 PM PST by Dianna
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To: Suzy Quzy

see #21


40 posted on 12/02/2006 12:27:34 PM PST by ElkGroveDan ( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
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