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Saturday Afternoon Fun! What Happened to My Neighbor's Car? (Just in time for Christmas)
Elk Grove Dan's Cul de Sac
| 12/1/06
| ElkGroveDan
Posted on 12/02/2006 12:12:04 PM PST by ElkGroveDan
So I got home from cutting down a Chrsitmas tree this morning with my entire tribe of Elk Grovians. As we piled out of our gas guzzling Excursion, there was my neighbor (whom I'll call ElkGrove Mike) across the street examining his son's old Ford Ranger Truck.
What a mess!
Here's the picture I took after he began to clean it up. So for a bit of Saturday entertainment I'll take guesses as to what happened to the truck last night.
I'll post the answer in the form of earlier photos after we see about a dozen or so guesses. Let's have some fun with this, Freepers!
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KEYWORDS: blacktruck; goseeearlscheib; nicepaintjob
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I'll go put the tree in water and then check back to see how far we've gotten.
To: ElkGroveDan
a guy with a ladder on his truck backed into it.
I lived in Wooddale for about a year when I was a teen. Worked on Devon Avenue. First cars, first dates...ahhh...
To: ElkGroveDan
Looks like a big icicle fell off the garage and broke the glass, just like what "happened" to Ralphie!
To: ElkGroveDan
Someone didn't like him, so they used a base ball bat?????
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:14:39 PM PST
by
HarleyLady27
(My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
To: ElkGroveDan
The Christmas tree was standing quietly by the side of the road when it suddenly made a dash for the other side?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:14:53 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: To Hell With Poverty
But now I'm guessing there aren't too many icicles near you... ;)
To: ElkGroveDan
irate xwife/girlfriend - plane poo ice or diet coke and mentos
congrats - I feel stupider for having participated LOL
To: ElkGroveDan
That looks like my Ranger did after I caught a falling limb in a thunderstorm.
It made a real nice ride home at 2 AM with no wipers.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:03 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: ElkGroveDan
You got Pimp'd?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:10 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
To: ElkGroveDan
Looks like he drove into the garage door. Oooppss looks like he forgot to set the parking brake.....
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:15 PM PST
by
TMSuchman
(American by birth, Rebel by choice, Marine by act of GOD!)
To: ElkGroveDan
Frosen brown water strike from an airliner.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:18:20 PM PST
by
mcshot
("If it ain't broke it doesn't have enough features." paraphrased anon.)
To: ElkGroveDan
just in time for Christmasoh. santa made an emergency landing and caught the windshield with his skid.
To: ElkGroveDan
Someone who doesn't like your neighbor, took an axe to his windshield. Then, for good measure, he bent the radio antenae.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:20:24 PM PST
by
i_dont_chat
(I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:20:36 PM PST
by
netmilsmom
(To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
To: ElkGroveDan
Another one of those suddenly appearing deer?
To: mcshot
"Frosen brown water strike from an airliner." Nah---those are blue (the "flush liquid"/disinfectant is blue). That's why they call'em ICBM's (ICy Blue Missiles).
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:22:40 PM PST
by
Wonder Warthog
(The Hog of Steel-NRA)
To: ElkGroveDan
Sons truck huh?.....Party last night,beer involved, too much testosterone, fight over something really stupid, like a girl....and this was the final I'll show that SOB move.... heavy object to the windshield....priceless
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:22:58 PM PST
by
Kimmers
To: ElkGroveDan
And the answer is.............
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:23:18 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: ElkGroveDan
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Prob something to do with that cap. I hate caps.
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To: ElkGroveDan
His son had a few liberal friends in his pick-up last night and the combined mental vacuum sucked in the windshield?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:24:16 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
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