[Kathy in Alaska]

I am rolling on the floor after reading....

I've tried and tried to lift this fat
from this ice and that is that!
The weight in my behind, it's clear, is detrimental
for this Polar Bear.

This is too funny.....the muse at work.

[WayzataJOHNN]

I just can't bear
to see the wear
upon that poor old bear
off on a workout tear

Struggle to bend
weight somewhere else to send
if only he could manage to tend
to the pounds that pend

Slim the waist and that big butt too
keep them down oh please do
or that ice'll collapse you'll have to sue
cut the carbs or for you its the zoo

[Soaring Feather]

LOL Thanks Kathy. It was a bit of whimsy to be sure. ;)