Posted on 12/01/2006 8:08:18 PM PST by Soaring Feather
Good morning to you Kathy. I bet you have snow. None here, bright sunshine, going for a walk later on.
Lovely card, thanks.
Tux messaging: A testy exchange interrupts a photo op at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo.
More fun than a barrel: Tokyo's Ueno Zoo makes monkeys work for their New Year's treat -- they have to pull the bell rope correctly to release the fruits and veggies.
Fruit of the broom: A water tower in Gaffney, S.C., needs a good scrubbing to keep it peachy clean.
Siberian fun: Ice fishing is a great way to pass the time on frigid Lake Beloye in the Russian town of Kemerovo, known for its charming waterfront incinerators.
All seats taken: Power lines become a peanut gallery for birds looking for seeds and grubs exposed by fresh plowing in a cornfield outside of downtown St. Louis
Gritty birds for having a sense of humor...
LOL love that dog!! Funny.
Oh wow great dragon, woo hoo!
Thanks for all the great photos, Kathy, much appreciated.
There's a huge variety of dragons! I did an image search and unfortunately had to quit it before getting anywhere, but there a LOT of pages!
And they ask why I like retirement
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Ans wer: Normal .
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun, I rest!
Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them! AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
LOL. Are they tenors or altos?
Two of each.
LOL. Too funny. What are they singing?
There is nothing like a worm!
Nothing in this world.
Nothing squirms like worm!
Nothing tastes like a worm!
There ain't anything like a worm!
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