I got about five inches cut off my hair on the way home from work. It took Talon about three seconds to notice. Has the Mrs noticed the beard yet?
I swear I am not making this up.
I went by thegym on the way home. When I walked in, she did a double take and said "your face looks cold."
I said it was probably just red from being in the sauna.
She didn't say anything else.