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Heh...I love Dave Barry

Jack now has to find Morris, who was captured by McCarthy last week for delivery to Evil Terrorist Mastermind For Now Fayed, who will coerce Morris -- possibly by threatening to bring Audrey back into the plot -- into programming the triggers for the remaining suitcase nuclear bombs, which apparently run Windows Vista because nobody knows how to program them. We know from last week's previews that Jack will wind up trying to deactivate one of the suitcase nukes tonight, but we don't know whether he will succeed, or be blown into tiny nuclear smithereens, which will then reassemble themselves and call Chloe, because there is no way you are taking out Jack Bauer with a mere nuclear blast.

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This guy's summary is pretty funny too:

2:23 pm – Speaking of going badly, Lennox goes into a room marked “High Voltage” where we find Reed’s office. Reed says that they moved him down here after they took his red stapler away. He also tells Lennox that many people like him want to do what’s best for the country. Lennox asks what he means by that, and Reed dances around what he’s talking about by using euphemisms. Reed also uses a bunch of clichés, which seem to convince Lennox. Reed says he wants to know President Wayne’s itinerary when Assad makes his speech, which makes Lennox uncomfortable. Reed says he’s not the architect of the plan and that he’s just a conduit. Lennox says he’s acting like he’s a sump pump, but goes along with whatever the plan is.

6,183 posted on 02/14/2007 9:42:09 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (http://www.virginiaisforrudy.com)
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To: Corin Stormhands

~chuckling~


6,184 posted on 02/14/2007 9:54:36 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands

Heheh...

I really gotta send my brother the link to Dave Barry's 24 blog.


6,192 posted on 02/14/2007 11:22:00 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
LOL!! I love those summaries! Speaking of evil mastermind for now, did you notice who's behind the Muslim terrorists? Same old, same old. In fact the guy also played a bad dude Russian in the movie The Saint.
6,206 posted on 02/14/2007 2:27:21 PM PST by SuziQ
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