Silliness Starts Now!

1 posted on
11/10/2006 3:31:06 AM PST by
sully777
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Morning Sully
2 posted on
11/10/2006 3:32:18 AM PST by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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3 posted on
11/10/2006 3:33:29 AM PST by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
hmmmmm, youre late! :o)
MM
6 posted on
11/10/2006 3:38:23 AM PST by
motormouth
(Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
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9 posted on
11/10/2006 3:42:26 AM PST by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Millee; Auntbee; BJClinton; Slings and Arrows; Dallas59; The_Victor; wallcrawlr
Oh yeah, she drank a pot of coffee today...

10 posted on
11/10/2006 3:46:48 AM PST by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: genefromjersey
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."
12 posted on
11/10/2006 3:54:33 AM PST by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Izzy Dunne
14 posted on
11/10/2006 4:16:49 AM PST by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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Except it is 231 you twit!
16 posted on
11/10/2006 4:20:34 AM PST by
TMSuchman
(American by birth, Rebel by choice, Marine by act of GOD!)
To: KSoldier
The lighter side of FR PING.
MM
18 posted on
11/10/2006 4:24:27 AM PST by
motormouth
(Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
To: sully777
Uh.....it's OUR 231st birthday.......
Now drop and give me 20, maggot!!!!
20 posted on
11/10/2006 4:45:16 AM PST by
Howie66
("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people.")
To: sully777
WOOHOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTIVATORS!

22 posted on
11/10/2006 5:37:54 AM PST by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: sully777
So, they decided to get a group of Marines and sailors together to test Viagra. After twenty days, the Sailors reported that they had experienced increased sexual ability and stamina.
The Marines reported that they had all gotten taller.
23 posted on
11/10/2006 5:41:59 AM PST by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: sully777
24 posted on
11/10/2006 5:44:42 AM PST by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
To: sully777
25 posted on
11/10/2006 5:54:02 AM PST by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
To: sully777

This is so wrong!!!...rofl
27 posted on
11/10/2006 5:58:33 AM PST by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
To: sully777
Ooo - Rah!After the week we had, some silliness is definitely needed!!!!
31 posted on
11/10/2006 6:19:23 AM PST by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: Give therapeutic violence a chance!)
To: sully777
Good morning sully. Happy Friday to you.
33 posted on
11/10/2006 6:28:15 AM PST by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: sully777

A Marine Corporal and an Army Major were both in the head using the urinals. The young Marine finished his business and headed for the door.
The Major piped up and said, "In the Army, they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom."
Without missing a step the Marine replied, "Yes sir. But in the Marine Corps they teach us not to p*ss on our hands."
34 posted on
11/10/2006 6:37:20 AM PST by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be.)
To: sully777

*woof*
35 posted on
11/10/2006 6:48:46 AM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: sully777
36 posted on
11/10/2006 7:05:20 AM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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