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| 11-10-06
| Sully777
Posted on 11/10/2006 3:31:04 AM PST by sully777
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To: sully777
Good morning sully baby!!!
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "Hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess!"
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:09:45 AM PST
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: sully777
WOOHOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTIVATORS!
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:37:54 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: sully777
So, they decided to get a group of Marines and sailors together to test Viagra. After twenty days, the Sailors reported that they had experienced increased sexual ability and stamina.
The Marines reported that they had all gotten taller.
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:41:59 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:44:42 AM PST
by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:54:02 AM PST
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
To: Howie66
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:55:53 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: sully777
This is so wrong!!!...rofl
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:58:33 AM PST
by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
To: sully777
that was funny.... after I got it explained to me.....roflmao
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posted on
11/10/2006 5:59:52 AM PST
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
To: LongElegantLegs
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posted on
11/10/2006 6:01:52 AM PST
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
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To: sully777
Ooo - Rah!After the week we had, some silliness is definitely needed!!!!
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posted on
11/10/2006 6:19:23 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: Give therapeutic violence a chance!)
To: sully777
The grizzled gunnery sergeant, clad in his dress bravos, walked into the bar at the Plaza Hotel, ordered a beer, and noticing a piano in the bar, asked the bartneder if it was alright if he played a couple tunes.
Sure said the bartender.
The Gunny sat down and proceeded to play, and play beautifully. Original pieces too.
After several songs he returned to the bar and ordered another beer. The bartender said 'You play wonderfully, but I didn't recognize any of the music. What was the name of that last one?'
The gunny replied 'Oh that last one? It's one I wrote called I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD JUST F***ING SH*T.'
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posted on
11/10/2006 6:27:54 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: Give therapeutic violence a chance!)
To: sully777
Good morning sully. Happy Friday to you.
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posted on
11/10/2006 6:28:15 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: sully777
A Marine Corporal and an Army Major were both in the head using the urinals. The young Marine finished his business and headed for the door.
The Major piped up and said, "In the Army, they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom."
Without missing a step the Marine replied, "Yes sir. But in the Marine Corps they teach us not to p*ss on our hands."
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posted on
11/10/2006 6:37:20 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be.)
To: sully777
*woof*
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posted on
11/10/2006 6:48:46 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/10/2006 7:05:20 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/10/2006 7:08:43 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/10/2006 7:26:01 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: LongElegantLegs
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posted on
11/10/2006 7:27:52 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: Dick Vomer; sully777
SILLY PUTTY:
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posted on
11/10/2006 7:31:06 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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