[Rummyfan]

The grizzled gunnery sergeant, clad in his dress bravos, walked into the bar at the Plaza Hotel, ordered a beer, and noticing a piano in the bar, asked the bartneder if it was alright if he played a couple tunes.

Sure said the bartender.

The Gunny sat down and proceeded to play, and play beautifully. Original pieces too.

After several songs he returned to the bar and ordered another beer. The bartender said 'You play wonderfully, but I didn't recognize any of the music. What was the name of that last one?'

The gunny replied 'Oh that last one? It's one I wrote called I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD JUST F***ING SH*T.'

[sully777]

LOL

[ErnBatavia]

The gunny replied 'Oh that last one? It's one I wrote called I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD JUST F***ING SH*T.'

I'm checking in exactly 12 hours late today....that's a good old classic; the song title I remember is "I LOVE YOU SO F*CKING MUCH I CAN'T PEE AT NIGHT"