[Mrs Ivan]

More strangeness.

[Uriah_lost]

I guess I'm on her "naughty" list....'cause I haven't called her in months, let alone to congratulate her.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

I don't know if this is allowed, but people who love to gossip call her Vadge. You know, she's Madge in the UK, and she loves to show her.. (*ahem*), hence the namesake.

Can we also export Whorelina & Cad as well?

[L.N. Smithee]

"Madonna just doesn't understand why she's been such a target here. She's not the first celebrity to adopt a baby but no one else is being treated like this. All she wants now is to get on with her life and her new family."

Yeah, that's all she wants to do...well, that, and infuriate Christians all over the world.

[Larry Lucido]

I guess I won't send her one of my new "Like a Virgin" brand wool sweaters, then.

[nofaceveils]

But we're told: "She politely thanked Gwen but called her to say she and Guy disagree on the children wearing clothes that blatantly promote people's personal brands. She was touched but wasn't sure if Gwen was secretly trying to get publicity by sending her the gift."

The polite thing would have been to simply say 'Thank you.' I know when I send someone a gift I'm not expecting a personal political lecture in return; if I got one that'd be the last time I ever sent them anything.

Madonna has also called up Angelina Jolie and expressed disappointment, saying it isn't fair that she has to suffer accusations when others - such as 31-year-old Angelina and Brad, 42 - are free to live their lives and adopt two babies from overseas without any accusatory glances or comments.

Isn't 48 a little old to be pouting and throwing your toys out of the crib, stomping around and whining how UNFAIR it is? Geez, grow up.