Dear Dismayed Conservatives (barf alert DUmmie editorial)

[MetaCon]

Dear dismayed conservatives:

I hereby make these promises to you.

We will protect your lives and livelihoods.

We will listen to and respect your beliefs.

We will never try to force you to change your religion, sexual orientation, or first language.

We will do our best to reduce the number of abortions in our country.

We will have no tolerance for corruption and cronyism, even in our own party.

ESPECIALLY in our own party.

We will never tell you that you are unpatriotic.

We will never tell you that your opinion doesn't count.

We will never waste your lives for power.

We will hold our leaders to a high ethical standard and when they succumb to lust for power, WE WILL HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

If we forget this, please, please, please, remind us.

We need you to do this. You are America as much as we are. Let's go.

[MetaCon]

Yeah right.

[newconhere]

They told us!

[Cyclopean Squid]

Diebold failed us! I thought Karl's plot to steal the election was foolproof. Alas.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Easy.

Karl knows what he is doing........

[Constantine XIII]

O RLY?

[meandog]

Actually, it is a pretty good post and a very bright silver lining in a site that usually offers only ugly, dark clouds.

[Tallguy]

We will have no tolerance for corruption and cronyism, even in our own party.

snicker...

[FormerACLUmember]

Hey dude, pass the pipe. I want some of what you are smoking.

Preposterous. The democrats intend ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS!!!

[quikdrw]

>>We will hold our leaders to a high ethical standard and when they succumb to lust for power, WE WILL HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

They have NEVER done this. So why would we believe them, now.

[listenhillary]

We will have no tolerance for corruption and cronyism, even in our own party.

ESPECIALLY in our own party.


Pelosi "migrant" workers picking her grapes

Harry Reid land deals

Jefferson's frozen cash

We'll believe you are serious

[camle]

"We will have no tolerance for corruption and cronyism, even in our own party. ESPECIALLY in our own party. "

when you attack corrupt and perverted dems with the smae vigor you use on repubs, then I'll beleive you. think Franks, Studds, Kennedy, REynolds to name a few. hey Pelosi! if you're gonna clean up the house, the best place to start is your own bedroom!

[Killborn]

YOu won based on lies and deception. I spent nearly everyday trying to get people to see the truth. Take my words to the bank, without your little propaganda machine, you're dead in the water. And even if America is beyond repair, even if the USSA is born, I'll still fight to my last breath and the Lord is still in control. And His Holy Vengeance, He will repay.

Beware the judgment of the righteous, scum.

[kingu]

Yeah, won't accept corruption in your own party? Jefferson. A liberal friend of mine is planning on voting for him in the run-off.. Because the other one 'is too religious.'

Tell us another one - because I don't think there's many around who have had two people convicted for bribing them while they continue to run for office.

[dead]

That resounding silence you hear is the graciousness of Republicans and their supporters when they happen to lose an election.

Al Gore, John Kerry, that weird Kennedy kid, and all you whinging moonbat losers should learn by example when Hillary goes down in flames in two years.

You won't though. You'll scream "Fraud!" and send in armies of lawyers and trash the whole country in a screaming tantrum because the election didn't go your way.

It'll be fun watching the whole country learn exactly what kind of people are in charge, once Pelosi and Rangel and Conyers start appearing on their televisions every night. It'll be like "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest."

[meandog]

Whomever wrote this over at DU has my hand, respect, and admiration. I expect he or she is really catching it from the hate-GOP crowd for posting it!

[Right Cal Gal]

I wonder how long his nose was growing as he wrote it.

[landeraepi]

Why don't you all just calm down and listen. This isn't some PR spin — this is the definition of a gracious winner, so stop whining. Democrats may be a lot of things, but they certainly don't want to alienate anyone. This is for real. Why don't we agree to disagree about certain things and work together to make real improvements in areas that really matter, you know, to real people? Screw gay marriage and abortion talk — we're at war, remember? We need to put our focus on rebuilding Iraq, putting a stranglehold on al-Qaeda, and winning this war.

If you don't want to work together with the Democrats to end the war in Iraq, aren't you enabling the terrorists?

[The Old Hoosier]

Nice of them to reach out.

We will do our best to reduce the number of abortions in our country.

...by doing everyhing we can to stop any limit on abortion whatsoever...

We will never tell you that you are unpatriotic.

"Chicken Hawk!"

We will hold our leaders to a high ethical standard and when they succumb to lust for power, WE WILL HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

I must say, this one makes me laugh.

[svcw]

Thanks for posting this...I really need a good laugh.

[Richard Axtell]

They have already totally failed. 8 years of Clinton is concrete and irrefutable evidence. 3000 dead citizens on 9/11 is a taste of what is in store, if their track record holds up. And fully expect cover-ups, destroyed documents, and disappeared witnesses in the process, as we have seen during Clinton's reign. DU is nothing if not mendacious and ridiculous.