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Dear Dismayed Conservatives (barf alert DUmmie editorial)

Posted on 11/08/2006 11:51:34 AM PST by MetaCon

Dear dismayed conservatives:

I hereby make these promises to you.

We will protect your lives and livelihoods.

We will listen to and respect your beliefs.

We will never try to force you to change your religion, sexual orientation, or first language.

We will do our best to reduce the number of abortions in our country.

We will have no tolerance for corruption and cronyism, even in our own party.

ESPECIALLY in our own party.

We will never tell you that you are unpatriotic.

We will never tell you that your opinion doesn't count.

We will never waste your lives for power.

We will hold our leaders to a high ethical standard and when they succumb to lust for power, WE WILL HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

If we forget this, please, please, please, remind us.

We need you to do this. You are America as much as we are. Let's go.


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To: meandog
Whomever wrote this over at DU has my hand, respect, and admiration. I expect he or she is really catching it from the hate-GOP crowd for posting it!

That's the problem. Effectively, they are empty words. He's probably already been tombstoned.
21 posted on 11/08/2006 11:57:41 AM PST by beezdotcom
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To: MetaCon
Dear dismayed conservatives: I hereby make these promises to you.

Tomorrow's DUmmie Editorial:

Dear dismayed conservatives,

I hereby make renege on these promises to you. Yadda yadda, blah, blah.

22 posted on 11/08/2006 11:58:16 AM PST by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: MetaCon

Dear Smug Liberals:

I will not say I told you so when the terrorist nuke explodes under your sophisticated urban butts.


23 posted on 11/08/2006 11:58:30 AM PST by Argus
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To: MetaCon

"We will have no tolerance for corruption and cronyism, even in our own party"

Hmmmm....Alcee Hastings, Bob Menendez, etc.????


24 posted on 11/08/2006 11:58:53 AM PST by marinamuffy ("..pacifism ensures that cruelty will prevail on earth." - Dennis Prager)
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To: landeraepi
this is the definition of a gracious winner, so stop whining

Oh please. Are you being sarcastic or just ignorant?

You really think quotes like the following are gracious and not accusatory:

You've got to be kidding me. Someone feeds you a lump of shit, and you swallow it with a smile because he frosted it.

25 posted on 11/08/2006 12:00:42 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: listenhillary
Add

William McDermott - D, WA; Violated the Telecommunications Act (a Felony BTW).

26 posted on 11/08/2006 12:00:43 PM PST by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: beezdotcom
No, the Democrats are not like the Republicans. They do not cannibalize. I'm also a member of DU — and when someone at DU feels this way and posts it, they're entitled! No one's going to castigate them for doing so.

How little you think of these people — they have big hearts and sharp minds. Even the "hate-GOP" crowd (and I know hundreds in my own life) only want what's best for the country.

Folks, let's get to work.
27 posted on 11/08/2006 12:00:43 PM PST by landeraepi
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To: beezdotcom
No, the Democrats are not like the Republicans. They do not cannibalize. I'm also a member of DU — and when someone at DU feels this way and posts it, they're entitled! No one's going to castigate them for doing so.

How little you think of these people — they have big hearts and sharp minds. Even the "hate-GOP" crowd (and I know hundreds in my own life) only want what's best for the country.

Folks, let's get to work.
28 posted on 11/08/2006 12:00:48 PM PST by landeraepi
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To: beezdotcom
That's the problem. Effectively, they are empty words. He's probably already been tombstoned.

DU Thought Police have long since made this dude an Orwellian UnPerson. They closely monitor and instantly erase any independent thoughts over at that blog-from-hell.

29 posted on 11/08/2006 12:01:36 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
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To: landeraepi

Screw gay marriage

That happened last night.


30 posted on 11/08/2006 12:01:44 PM PST by listenhillary (You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think)
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To: dead

No, I'm a lifelong democrat, and no one's feeding me shit. I decided that one for myself. How ignorant.


31 posted on 11/08/2006 12:02:02 PM PST by landeraepi
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To: landeraepi

The Dems are liek the Palestinians..famously, in the words of Abba Eban..they "never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.."


32 posted on 11/08/2006 12:03:05 PM PST by ken5050
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To: landeraepi
I should have know you were a Democrat by your stupid kumbaya bullshit postings.

How gay.

33 posted on 11/08/2006 12:03:25 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: landeraepi

I don't believe a single word from you. Quit with the disinformation. Ain't gonna work here!


34 posted on 11/08/2006 12:03:25 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
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To: listenhillary
EXACTLY! And the Democrats won! Which means at least SOME Democrats (myself included) are AGAINST gay marriage?

Shocking? I think not.
35 posted on 11/08/2006 12:03:31 PM PST by landeraepi
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To: MetaCon

I think that some liberals actually believe that they believe these things, but they don't actually believe them.


36 posted on 11/08/2006 12:04:20 PM PST by oblomov (Join the FR Folding@Home Team (#36120) keyword: folding@home)
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To: landeraepi
No, the Democrats are not like the Republicans. They do not cannibalize. I'm also a member of DU — and when someone at DU feels this way and posts it, they're entitled! No one's going to castigate them for doing so

That why I've been banned about 19 time for questioning their undying support for slimy trial laywers.

37 posted on 11/08/2006 12:04:22 PM PST by listenhillary (You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think)
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To: quikdrw

Oh, like Reid, Jefferson, and Hastings. The libs will "hold them accountable"? Please. Maybe, just maybe the pubs will grow a pair and demand the ouster of these corrupt SOBs.


38 posted on 11/08/2006 12:05:41 PM PST by boop (Now Greg, you know I don't like that WORD!)
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To: landeraepi

26 states now have amendments against gay marriage. 5 new states last night.


39 posted on 11/08/2006 12:05:43 PM PST by listenhillary (You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think)
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To: landeraepi
Why don't you all just calm down and listen. This isn't some PR spin — this is the definition of a gracious winner, so stop whining. Democrats may be a lot of things, but they certainly don't want to alienate anyone. This is for real. Why don't we agree to disagree about certain things and work together to make real improvements in areas that really matter, you know, to real people? Screw gay marriage and abortion talk — we're at war, remember? We need to put our focus on rebuilding Iraq, putting a stranglehold on al-Qaeda, and winning this war.

I promise to now do what I have never done before, what I have refused to do before, and what I have worked to pillory anyone who has tried to do to my party before. TRUST ME!

I will believe this is "real" when they actually start living up to these promises. Starting with Jefferson. Starting with Reid. Starting with "working together" by compromising on THEIR position with the republicans.

If you don't want to work together with the Democrats to end the war in Iraq, aren't you enabling the terrorists?

Please... The democrats have stated far to many times they wish to simply END our involvement in Iraq, not to WIN this war as a central piece in the war on terror. Don't lie to us, when the truth of the dem position is widely known - trumpeted in fact by their failed vengeance against Lieberman in Connecticut.

40 posted on 11/08/2006 12:06:05 PM PST by MortMan (I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
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