[Ken H]

http://johnsville.blogspot.com/2006/10/duke-case-please-help.html

[darbymcgill]

She tried to get me out of the car before the police arrived, but I was afraid to get out. When the police came, she pulled me back into the car, and the police took me to the hospital from Kroger parking lot.

I know this is not supposed to be funny.... but come on...