You love porn and hate women and I'm obsessed.
No decent man has ever watched porn and no decent person has ever cheated on their spouse.
Well, one out of three ain't bad.
1: I'm more or less indifferent to porn.
2: I don't Hate women (although being married to someone as nuts as you might get me there)
3: Yes, you are obsessed
On the subject of porn, many women are addicted also, in the form of smarmy romance novels.
Men may be visually stimulated, but publishers feed a female lust for verbal porn, which is every bit as mesmerizing.
There's a well known so-called "conswervative" on this very board whose wife supplements his income with her published romance porn, and he sure doesn't want you to know about it!