Why does the new Aggie navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Aggie navy.
Why do Aggies have doormats inside their homes?
So they can wipe their feet before they go out.
How can you tell an Aggie airliner when it's snowing?
They're the ones with chains on the propellers.
How do you sink an Aggie submarine ?
Have a frogman knock on the hatch.
Why do Aggies always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
I noticed a guy yesterday opening the car door for his wife. I guess she must have come into some money.
I especially enjoy vacuuming because it keeps me from hearing about all the other chores my wife wants me to do.
My marriage is at the point where I put on a Michael Bolton CD and pour her some wine--just so she'll have something to do while I watch the game.
Men and women have a lot in common. Men like big, dumb, hairy dogs, and women like big, dumb, hairy men.
"Those nails are defective," he answered. "They have the pointy end on the wrong side."
The other one chided, "You idiot! You use those on the other side of the house."
Shalom.