[ArGee]

I hired a couple of aggies to help me put some new siding on the house. One of them pulled the nails out of his pouch but was throwing every second or third one on the ground. So I asked him, "Why are you doing that?"

"Those nails are defective," he answered. "They have the pointy end on the wrong side."

The other one chided, "You idiot! You use those on the other side of the house."

Shalom.

[nuke rocketeer]

Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
PMS: Your Problem... Not His
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
TV Remotes: For Men Only

[nuke rocketeer]

Why did the Aggie sell his typewriter? (I know this dates me)






It missed 2 periods and he thought it was pregnant!