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Word for the Day, Friday, September 8, 2006
September 8, 2006 | Argh

Posted on 09/08/2006 1:56:25 AM PDT by Argh

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To: dixie sass

oh she sounds so sweet! don't you just love dogs? i sure do. xshub was out of town this week for a few days and i thought maybe i would let loosh sleep with me. well i was reading in bed and he was on the bed with me and it appears he intended to be plastered up against the side of me all night. well i was not going to be able to deal with that. i know i would have rolled over on him and he would have squealed and woke me up and i would have gotten mad. so it was back to the laundry room wiht him!


101 posted on 09/10/2006 11:08:08 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

Mean mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!


102 posted on 09/10/2006 11:16:50 AM PDT by Gabz (Taxaholism, the disease you elect to have (TY xcamel))
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To: dixie sass; Jaded
Hmmmmmmmm...Should we? Nope, let's make him use his imagination.

(Robt urgently requests a second b'day suit reminder, jest in case he forgits to remind 'em of what he's (er, they) are missing.....)

103 posted on 09/10/2006 11:53:24 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; dixie sass

I doubt that you miss verra much Robt. You ah a sharp tack! Or, shap as a tack. Tha's what I ment t'say. Shap as a tack.


104 posted on 09/10/2006 1:45:11 PM PDT by Jaded (does it really need a sarcasm tag?)
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To: Jaded; dixie sass; sionnsar; Texan5
I doubt that you miss verra much Robt. You ah a sharp tack! Or, shap as a tack. Tha's what I ment t'say. Shap as a tack.

(Robt looks down, checks the shap of his tack....
murmuring quietly)

She'll wonder where the sass'es went,
when she brushed his tack with pepsodent.

(Sionnsar wonders why the horse is wearing Czech, when plaids are so much more comfortable under a kilt.)

(T5 offers the horse a beer. Horse accepts.)
105 posted on 09/10/2006 3:01:22 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: xsmommy

Bad Mommy! Shadow sleeps right up against my back. She won't let me roll over on her, I think she senses when I get ready to turn over.


106 posted on 09/10/2006 11:45:01 PM PDT by dixie sass
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To: xsmommy; Gabz; dixie sass

Both of my cats sleep there, but Husky girl likes her warm, fluffy cushion on the floor and has never shown interest in sleeping on the bed-I keep a sheet over the cushion of the sofa because both she and the cats sleep on it in the winter while we are at work, though. In the summer, the dog sleeps on the tile floor downstairs, which is nice and cool if it is really hot. Otherwise, she sleeps on the wood floor in the master bedroom.


107 posted on 09/11/2006 4:18:16 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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To: Slip18; secret garden; xsmommy

I'm working at a customer's rental proptery where there is no A/C, so I'd better get an early start-that way I can leave before it gets too hot to work without roasting-I'll come to class later...


108 posted on 09/11/2006 4:46:58 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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To: Texan5

Sheesh, how can you get renters with no A/C?


109 posted on 09/11/2006 4:50:34 AM PDT by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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To: martin_fierro
Got stoned out of her gourd and drove into a canal.

Are you sure she wasn't being chauffered by Teddy?

110 posted on 09/11/2006 5:53:08 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: xsmommy

We are fostering a Golden Retriever puppy (she is about 5 to 8 months old) for the Golden Retriever Rescue Society for a while until she finds an adoptive family. So right now we have three dogs in the house, which means we have three crates in the house for them to sleep in at night.


111 posted on 09/11/2006 6:03:53 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

awww how fun! you are a man after my own heart, vast, with your doglove!


112 posted on 09/11/2006 6:05:13 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

I'll try to get a picture of Naomi to share.


113 posted on 09/11/2006 6:05:53 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

oh and a biblically named pup as well!!


114 posted on 09/11/2006 6:06:19 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: secret garden

It had A/C, but the compressor unit burned out awhile back, and the owner had taken the house off the market for remodeling-now that the place is going up for rent again,it is supposed to be replaced in a couple of days.


115 posted on 09/11/2006 2:32:49 PM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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