Sorry, LB, just can't picture you in baggy shorts and a wife-beater! LOL!!
Yeah, get a black sweatshirt and a pair of jeans four sizes too big, and start walking with a side-to-side bounce, pants dragging, and make weird, rather spastic shapes and gestures with your fingers. Don't forget to turn your ball cap around and to leave early for wherever you need to go, otherwise you'll end up having to hold your pants up while running like the black dudes in the Cincy riots did. You know the guys I mean - pants falling down around the bottom of their asses, boxer shorts puffed out covering their butts, no shirt or else a filthy T-shirt, pink curlers in their hair, primal, gutteral, unintelligible enunciations emanating from their mouths, and running the streets of Cincy rioting, burning and looting.
Brave, new world.