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To: Locomotive Breath

Yeah, get a black sweatshirt and a pair of jeans four sizes too big, and start walking with a side-to-side bounce, pants dragging, and make weird, rather spastic shapes and gestures with your fingers. Don't forget to turn your ball cap around and to leave early for wherever you need to go, otherwise you'll end up having to hold your pants up while running like the black dudes in the Cincy riots did. You know the guys I mean - pants falling down around the bottom of their asses, boxer shorts puffed out covering their butts, no shirt or else a filthy T-shirt, pink curlers in their hair, primal, gutteral, unintelligible enunciations emanating from their mouths, and running the streets of Cincy rioting, burning and looting.

Brave, new world.


313 posted on 09/06/2006 12:11:25 AM PDT by Jezebelle (Our tax dollars are paying the ACLU to sue the Christ out of us.)
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To: Jezebelle
Funny article recently in the WSJ. Seems the cops like the pants-with-the-waistband-mid-thigh look. The trou tend to drop and trip the perp as they flee from the cops.
339 posted on 09/06/2006 7:17:21 AM PDT by Locomotive Breath (In the shuffling madness)
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