With all available things to question about that picture, you notice the key....... ;^)
Thank God for that!!
I like to think I stopped looking as soon as I got to the key.

I'm not quite old enough to wear a Speedo. I think a man should wait 'til he hits 71 and walk the beach with that "panache" those old guys in Speedos seem to do. Not realizing just how dumb the look.
"Look at me, I'm European!"