Drunk man bets to cut off his penis for 2,000 USD and wins the bet

21 posted on 07/28/2006 8:13:17 AM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)

22 posted on 07/28/2006 8:14:48 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)

It's so good to see everyone again in the same place. :-) But where are the smilies?

23 posted on 07/28/2006 8:16:26 AM PDT by phantomworker ("The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." ~ David Russell)

According to the doctors, the incident was due to stupidity on the part of the patient

No! (attempting to sound shocked)

24 posted on 07/28/2006 8:17:24 AM PDT by baker_girl

25 posted on 07/28/2006 8:18:09 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)

To: phantomworker

In the other same place ;)

26 posted on 07/28/2006 8:27:27 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)

27 posted on 07/28/2006 8:31:42 AM PDT by wallcrawlr

28 posted on 07/28/2006 8:37:42 AM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)

This is NOT a smart man.

29 posted on 07/28/2006 8:47:28 AM PDT by conservativebabe

And we all know you CAN'T let a double-dog dare go unchallenged!

30 posted on 07/28/2006 8:56:09 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)

To: conservativebabe

You just won the "Putting It Mildly of the Week" Award.

31 posted on 07/28/2006 8:57:28 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)

32 posted on 07/28/2006 8:59:45 AM PDT by 1rudeboy

33 posted on 07/28/2006 9:01:33 AM PDT by 1rudeboy

About 20 years ago in an American newspaper [forgot which one] I saw a story of a guy who was cutting something with a portable circular saw - and the saw jumped, with the same [amputation] effect. The newspaper story went on that after something like 9 or 10 hours of microsurgery the doctors managed to reattach it.

34 posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:49 AM PDT by GSlob

Knowing how you men love that thing, I can't imagine even CONSIDERING doing something that stupid.

35 posted on 07/28/2006 9:07:52 AM PDT by conservativebabe

To: conservativebabe

We don't LOVE it...we protect it!

Well, that "we" obviously doesn't include this dude...

36 posted on 07/28/2006 9:12:47 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)

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37 posted on 07/28/2006 9:53:06 AM PDT by Lukasz

Detachable Penis - By King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover,
and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party,

get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment

and I couldn't find it,

so I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

coz for some reason,

I leave it there sometimes,

but not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man

and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted 22 bucks,

but I talked him down to 17.

I took it home,

washed it off,

and put it back on.

I was happy again.

Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

38 posted on 07/28/2006 9:58:44 AM PDT by dfwgator

39 posted on 07/28/2006 6:26:14 PM PDT by Ciexyz (Leaning on the everlasting arms.)

To: Millee; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

Had he seen the Hillary statue?

40 posted on 07/28/2006 9:16:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)

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