Ten sporting double entendres...
1. That's a lovely wood
2. Sink the pink
3. I'm a hooker
4. Let's switch sides
5. You've got some lovely tackle
6. Hole in one
7. That was a long jump
8. Nice balls
9. He's got a big rod
10. They think it's all over - it is now
Naughty chalk talk...
1. Toss for the break
2. I like hard tips
3. What a great follow through
4. Do you want to play with my balls?
5. I need an extension
6. The shaft
7. Aim for the hole
8. Get the long ones out
9. Pump it in
10.Make sure you've got a firm grip of the butt