[Non-Sequitur]

Sir attempts are underway experimenting with the following 'food' items...

I salute your attempts to find your inner-southerner. Add in an R.C. Cola and a Moon-Pie and pretty soon you'll be thinking that maybe Jeff Davis wasn't all that bad after all.

[M. Espinola]

Sir, the RC Cola is fine, but a thorough investigation will be initiated on the "Moon Pie".

[smug]

Add in an R.C. Cola and a Moon-Pie

That is not a real southern breakfast. It is a fast food, breakfast on the run, substitute for a real breakfast. The kinda food(I use that term loosely here) you grab at the Pantry cause you got up late for work, cause you staid out too long coon hunt'en and Beer drink'en again. Good times remembered.