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| 7-21-06
| Sully777
Posted on 07/21/2006 12:04:46 AM PDT by sully777
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To: najida
It is a little different. Burger King seems to really like weird commericals. What about that big King head?
To: sully777
The Volcano Monster is BACK!
My Mount St. Helens monitor captured this photo, just minutes ago!
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:25:22 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:25:53 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: girlscout
There's the new one out too.
Chicken on a dirt bike - "Big huckin' chicken...."
BK execs: "How many words can we come up with that sound like *."
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:26:21 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: girlscout
Oh yeah!
Burger King is just plain creepy. Like "Wake up with the King"
EEK, there's this plastic zombie in my bed!
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:28:37 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: najida
Last one...
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:30:25 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:31:27 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: r-q-tek86
128
posted on
07/21/2006 7:33:27 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
To: The_Victor
Not long ago we had a Tex-Mex lunch at our shop, and the two people cooking were not Hispanic. We have 10 Hispanics working here, three blacks and three whites.
The Hispanics liked the food more than their cooking. Don't know if it was because they didn't have to cook or what. They really chowed down that day.
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:37:15 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
To: nuke rocketeer
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:43:34 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Arrowhead1952
I get my burritos from the combined chain fast food restaurant Kentucky Fried Taco Hut.
Owned by PepsiCo.
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:45:33 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
To: najida
Unlike Ronald McDonald, this guy will give you kids nightmares...
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:49:21 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
To: girlscout
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:50:46 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: fredhead
I make fresh tacos or burritos for myself every morning. That sure gets my mostly Hispanic crew licking their chops before work.
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:55:53 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
To: sully777
SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE: http://www.ahajokes.com/top034.html
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV-'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
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posted on
07/21/2006 7:58:02 AM PDT
by
minor49er
(If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.)
To: sully777
The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under the dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out of the train window and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
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posted on
07/21/2006 8:09:41 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: sully777
Why is there a midget in John Kerry's pants and why is the midget holding a microphone out of Kerry's zipper?
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posted on
07/21/2006 8:09:44 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: ErnBatavia
I especially like that chickens black garter belt. I wonder what it's hoding up?
To: #1CTYankee
Early today, I don't usually see this thread for another 3 hours, what's the occasion?
We have tried to start the thread at 12 PST for the last month for a couple of reasons:
1) I'm up at that time.
2) People in other time zones like the UK, Iraq, and Taiwan are experiencing the Friday Thrill in full bloom.
3) It get things going.
4) Dallas59, Martin_Fierro, and Allegra make a mean Long Island Iced Tea. It's hard to find good bartenders at this time of the day.
and finally...
5) I'm at my oddest at night.
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posted on
07/21/2006 8:18:51 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
A new young monk arrives at the monastery and as with all new monks he is,assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the
church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him.He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the "R"! "We forgot the "R"! "We forgot the "R"! "We forgot the "R"!
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is celebrate!"
The First Jewish Woman President
The year is 2012 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her m other a few weeks after election day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be, and my gout is acting up again."
"Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?"
"Oh Mom" replies Susan, "I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York."
"Honey," Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come."
So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 21, 2013, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States of America. In the front row sits the new president's mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her. "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?" The Senator whispers back, "Yes I do."
Says Mom proudly, "Her brother's a doctor
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