[jdb331]

I would say the following: lettuce not jump to conclusions on this.

[marlon]

wait I thought carrots were supposed to improve your vision?

[txroadhawg]

Time to go door to door and confiscate all vegetables before they hurt again

[Kenny Bunkport]

What's up doc?

[csvset]

Careful, you'll root your eye out.

Terrible.

Assault with a deadly vegetable.

[Roccus]

He shouldda used the stick.

[mtbopfuyn]

There should be a ban on carrots and other such vegetables.

[Sloth]

The doctor was quoted as saying, "At least it's not a tuber."

[beezdotcom]

I would say the following: lettuce not jump to conclusions on this.

I agree - if they continue to root around for more evidence, something will turnip.

[maggief]

It could have been worse ...

[FormerACLUmember]

Register deadly carrots NOW. There needs to be 5 day waiting period on the purchase of produce.

I know, I know... some of you are saying, "If carrots are banned, only criminals will have carrots."

As James Taranto said today: It is a scandal that thanks to the carrot lobby, Americans--even the mentally ill, convicted criminals and stalkers--are able to buy these dangerous weapons without so much as a license or background check. We need carrot control! It's the only way to deal with crime at its roots.

Some of you are even saying, "Of course you know THIS means war!"

[4yearlurker]

Book em....assault with a deadly vegetable. Sounds like the husband was stewed.

[D1X1E]

Clearly a lack of communication. He simply misunderstood her request for one karat.

[sully777]

RIGHT... what if someone came after you wielding a nasty carrot. Chambers, come after me with that carrot!

[martin_fierro]

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