[BruceysMom]

Roy Rogers goes into town to buy some new cowboy boots. He proudly wears them home, but when he steps on the porch Dale says "Roy I just mopped the floor, so leave your boots on the porch." Roy takes 'em off and goes inside. They sit down to eat supper and as Roy looks out the dining room window he sees a cougar come onto the porch and take off with his boots. Roy jumps up, heads out the door and is hot on the cats trail. An hour later he comes back with a dead cougar slung over his shoulder and Dale says........



"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed you new shoes?"

[EveningStar]

That's older than my grandmother. And she farts dust.

[BJClinton]

I don't get it.