New titles out today......
"Tea and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit
"Great Rock Songs of the 60s", by Barnaby Wilde
"Big Cheeses of the Mafia", by Mas Capone
"Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock
"High Explosives", by Diana Mite.
"Painkillers", by Penny Cilin
"Gambing in Las Vegas", by Cassie Knows
"Falls Mostly On The Plain", by Lorraine N. Spain
"Constructing A Twin Hulled Boat From Cooked Egg Whites", by Kattie Merangue
"Running With The Herd", by Stan Pede
"Going up in the World", by Ellie Vator
"Typefaces Of The World", by Gary Monde
"My House: Open To The Elements", by Rufus Missing
"Troubled Waters", by Bridgette Over
From Cheech & Chong's "Un-American Bandstand":
And that was Otis Elevator singing, Baby I've Had My Ups and Downs.
And now we have the winner of the "name the three songs" contest, and the winner is....from Seconal, North Carolina...Chaca Ortega!!! And Chaca correctly identified the three most played songs in the history of the English language as..."Happy Birthday to You", "Auld Lang Syne", and "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", yeah!
So Chaca you've won that blind date with Stevie Wonder, right on!
Best new title:
The hole in the mattress
By Mr. Completely