"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.
"Will you marry me, dear," asked Tom engagingly.
"Doc, Doc! I've got no left ventricle!" Tom said half-heartedly.
"I'm waiting for the leap year," he said lackadaisically.
"I've set the rear of the attic aflame," Tom fired back loftily
New titles out today......
"Tea and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit
"Great Rock Songs of the 60s", by Barnaby Wilde
"Big Cheeses of the Mafia", by Mas Capone
"Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock
"High Explosives", by Diana Mite.
"Painkillers", by Penny Cilin
"Gambing in Las Vegas", by Cassie Knows
"Falls Mostly On The Plain", by Lorraine N. Spain
"Constructing A Twin Hulled Boat From Cooked Egg Whites", by Kattie Merangue
"Running With The Herd", by Stan Pede
"Going up in the World", by Ellie Vator
"Typefaces Of The World", by Gary Monde
"My House: Open To The Elements", by Rufus Missing
"Troubled Waters", by Bridgette Over