"It's good to be the King!" "It's good to be the King!"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a pitcher of beer, and a mop...
A sandwich walks into a bar, hops up onto the barstool, and says, "Yo, bartender, can I get a whiskey & water down here?" The bartender looks disdainfully at the sandwich and says, "We don't serve food here."
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks...
And speaking of ducks, a duck walks into a drugstore (I know, you thought I was going to say "bar", didn't you?), and asks for a tube of chapstick. The druggist says, "Will this be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Oh, just put it on my bill."