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Pun-ishment time.......

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god.

It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging muscles, and imposing stance, and of course his famous giant hammer.

But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made of two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red colour.

Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined that they should be the one to have their name listed against the discovery, and pretty soon the argument was intensifying to the point where the rest of the team, despite being exhausted after the day's work, started to gather round to watch.

The two of them continued squabbling for some time, and they provided the others with a great source of amusement for the evening, and by the time they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else was feeling quite refreshed by the entertainment.

As the crowd dispersed, one junior digger turned to his friend, and said:

"Well, that was a fight for Thor eyes."

Shortly after the Korean War, the son of then South Korean President Syngman Rhee was hired as a Life Magazine correspondent. The younger Rhee was a remarkably kind, gentle and considerate man, but he had one problem: He loved to drink and sometimes was gone on a bender for days. On one occasion, Rhee was missing for three days before someone at the magazine's office finally suggested they look for him. Other correspondents and even the police were involved in the search. Finally, about two weeks later, a policeman walked into a tavern, looked at the man slumped over the bar and cried, "Ah, Sweet Mr. Rhee of Life, at last I've found you."

A newly wed couple just checked into their hotel. As the groom was unpacking, he threw his pants at his bride and said, "Try these on"... the new wife looked at them and said,"don't be rediculous, I can't wear these"! The young man then replied,"that's right, I wear the pants in this family!"

The bride, taken by the remark, ran into the bathroom and started crying... after a few minutes she emerged with her panties in her hand, threw them at the pompus groom and said,"put these on". The groom, wanting to not disappoint his new wife again, abliges, only to have the panties get stuck midway.."Honey, I can't get into these", he said. She replied, "and you won't as long as you keep that attitude"...