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1 posted on 06/29/2006 5:22:20 AM PDT by Diggler
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One to hold the lightbulb, and three to rotate Mohammed.


2 posted on 06/29/2006 5:24:38 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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I guess Mohammed doesn't have a place where the sun doesn't shine to put his head afterall.


3 posted on 06/29/2006 5:25:45 AM PDT by x1stcav (A Racist is a Conservative winning an argument with a Liberal.)
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Operation removes lightbulb from Mohammed's anus

I nominate that for Headline Of The Day.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

Oh, he knows. He just isn't telling.

4 posted on 06/29/2006 5:26:37 AM PDT by csvset ("It was like the hand of G_d slapping down and smashing everything." ~ JDAM strikes Taliban)
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Thanks to Mohammad we now know how to determine when a Muslim comes up with 1 of their a-hole ideas.


5 posted on 06/29/2006 5:26:59 AM PDT by hflynn ( Soros wouldn't make any sense even if he spelled his name backwards)
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"It was a million-to-one shot, doc! A million-to-one!"


6 posted on 06/29/2006 5:27:14 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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No! I said I wanted a BUD lite.


8 posted on 06/29/2006 5:29:41 AM PDT by tractorman
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When his cheeks close, does the light turn off?


10 posted on 06/29/2006 5:31:14 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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geez


12 posted on 06/29/2006 5:33:59 AM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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He must be a sound sleeper.

13 posted on 06/29/2006 5:34:11 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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ROP person, boredom, Pakistan, accepted perversion in his culture, mental derangement, looking for virgins??? Which is it?? Or is it a combination of something? Or was he just trying to come up with a better idea, as another poster put it. Well, guess he'll have no objects in his cell anymore. Didn't know how? Yeah, right.
14 posted on 06/29/2006 5:35:18 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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I love how Reuters needs to show us what a light bulb looks like.


15 posted on 06/29/2006 5:35:22 AM PDT by satchmodog9 (Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
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17 posted on 06/29/2006 5:37:38 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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When I read the title, I looked to see if it was from Scrappleface.


18 posted on 06/29/2006 6:06:08 AM PDT by processing please hold (If you can't stand behind our military, stand in front of them.)
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One sect of this CULT says the new prophet will be born by a man.
They examine their feces for lumps to see if it is their new prophet.
Maybe he was a member and was just trying to put a little light on their new prophet?
20 posted on 06/29/2006 6:12:39 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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29 posted on 06/29/2006 7:31:56 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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This might top yesterday's Best Headline Ever.


30 posted on 06/29/2006 7:34:44 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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I don't know who did this to me.

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31 posted on 06/29/2006 7:35:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro (It's all about meme)
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“The way Fateh Mohammad looked at it, that light bulb was his sons birthright. And he'd be damned if the infidels were gonna put their lily, white hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His a$$.”
33 posted on 06/29/2006 7:49:27 AM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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That Mohammed has ideas coming out of his a$$ !


34 posted on 06/29/2006 7:49:46 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Those Wacky Wacky Muslims!!!

What Imps!


37 posted on 06/29/2006 9:52:21 AM PDT by Mikey_1962 (If you build it, they won't come...)
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