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Operation removes lightbulb from Mohammed's anus
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Posted on 06/29/2006 5:22:19 AM PDT by Diggler

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To: Diggler

Good thing he is not a real tight-ass.


41 posted on 06/29/2006 9:56:42 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: sageb1

Lighten up.

If you don't like the article, don't click on it.


42 posted on 06/29/2006 9:58:06 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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"If you don't like the article, don't click on it."

Then I will pretend I'm not here answering you. ;) I have a problem with vulgarity. I will freely admit that. The title of the thread is rather vulgar. I didn't have to click on it to think it was inappropriate.

Evidently, it passed muster with the mods, so I will say no more.

43 posted on 06/29/2006 10:06:36 AM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: sageb1

I don't think you will find the word "anus" in any vulgarity dictionary.

Maybe some biology books, but that's about it.

It even rhymes with a planet in our solar system.

What more could you ask for?


44 posted on 06/29/2006 10:35:18 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside
I use the preferred pronunciation of Uranus.

"What more could you ask for?"

The end of this conversation?

45 posted on 06/29/2006 10:50:32 AM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: martin_fierro

SO the guy's not too bright.
He had a glow problem.

Now was it a tear drop bulb or a standard 3-way?

Tapping Bio-electrical energy too hard can cause severe immersion.

Their prayer position leaves little protection from intrusion of this sort.

Did he look before backing?

Gerbels are harder to sterilize before entry.


46 posted on 06/29/2006 11:00:16 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: Diggler

Maybe he put it there so he would have a reading light.


47 posted on 06/29/2006 11:02:43 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
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To: JoeSixPack1

Because Gerbils are not halal!


48 posted on 06/29/2006 11:03:59 AM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: kaktuskid

But he got permission for the light bulb? LOL!! :-)


49 posted on 06/29/2006 11:17:00 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: atomicpossum

ROTFL!


50 posted on 06/29/2006 11:57:51 AM PDT by Bacon Man (If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?)
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51 posted on 06/29/2006 12:21:51 PM PDT by Bacon Man (If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?)
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