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Good morning everyone. Got this from a friend; hope you all haven't read it already. You are on a horse, galloping at constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop-off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you are. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? If you do not know, scroll down to see the answer below. Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!

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Yikes! How do I get paragraphs when I post a picture?

[HairOfTheDog]

LOL :~D

You get Paragraphs by putting in the paragraph tag < p > (but with no spaces) at the start of each paragraph.

[Beaker]

HA! That's a good one. :-)

[CindyDawg]

LOL. That's funny. Have you heard the one about the blond?