Oh, gaited mules have been a big thing around here for a long time and a good one brings big bucks. But the odds of getting one that is fit to ride are so slim that even when breeding your gaited mares to a good gaited jack, it's a crap-shoot, much less when the daddy is a little sawed-off hairy-ass bugger like this one. There would have been Morning-After shots for all of them if I even remotely thought that he'd been big enough to do his business yesterday. Noooo Ma'am, don't want no little half-ass mules, no way, no how! ;o)
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!