I'm too busy enjoying the boating, beaching, watching good looking wimmin (rather than pup's over 80 crowd) and hiking um, er......shovelling the 12' of snow that catpuppy thinks we get everyday.......
FOFLOL. Ah, ha, then of course, you wouldn't have time or energy for reading. LOL
The only good thing about your delusions is that they keep you--a true Michigan bluehair--from cluttering up our beautiful bikini bathed beaches (note the inspired alliteration) with your own frozen zone pale knobbly legs in knee length black socks, a sight better left to your pristine (except for the pollution and dead three-eyed fishes) shores.